Let's get it Michelin-starred. 🍛→⭐
I'm here to save your business from "meh" branding, dusty websites, and strategies as stale as last week's noodles in the fridge.
May spontaneously combust if exposed to boring branding
(Yes, that's a real job)
So you don't have to fail 5 times first
Trained in the dark arts of brand magic by the industry's best
Globally Lit Memes, Locally Sourced Dreams
Because "vibes" don't pay the bills. Let's make your brand slap harder than a "Maththalam".
No more "Under Construction" BS. We build sites that convert like Samahan cures colds.
Go viral or go home. We engineer campaigns that trend faster than relative aunty's gossip.
Apps people actually use, not just download for free stickers.
Scaling plans so smooth, even your Amma will say "Enna magic da?!"
Corporate-grade automation that replaces HR, Accounting, and 69% of your "strategic meetings".
We're not just babysitting brands. We're raising them into legends.
Film Director & Ad Veteran
The OG who turns brand narratives into blockbuster material. King brings that "mass hero" energy to every project. If your brand was a movie, he'd be the director yelling "Action!".
AI-Infused VFX & Editing Sorcerer
From film editor to AI content machine, Anjelo turns even the driest content into pure 🔥. If your visuals don't stop thumbs, he will.
Corporate HR Devil's Advocate
We babysit brands. She babysits us. Our HR queen and our boss lady keeps our chaos in check and tells us when to sit down and shut up.
The "Kalaingan Da" Level Artist
Filmmaker, digital artist, muralist—he makes us say "Nee oru artist nu kattitele!" If your brand needs a visual identity that slaps, Joshua's your guy.
Professional Scapegoat
Born to take the heat—so you don't have to. If something's off, he's the one getting scolded first (by us and you). He also makes sure your brand's reputation stays pristine.
Our IT Avatar
Eats. Breathes. Codes. If the website crashes, he'll fix it before you even notice. If you need an app, he'll make one while sipping tea. Our tech virtuoso who turns caffeine into code.
The Canadian Culture Translator
Lived his life in the land of double-doubles and polite roasting, Dunstan ensures your brand speaks Canadian while staying globally 🔥. Whether it's Tim Hortons or Tip Tip, he bridges worlds with style.
Marketing Mastermind
While brands grow by word of mouth, her growth is purely from the "words from her mouth". Our marketing maven turns conversations into conversions with a blend of wit and wisdom.
Hear it straight from the imaginary brands we've transformed with some popcorns
"Pathurjan turned my sari boutique into a TikTok sensation..."
- Karen, Mississauga
"My app went from 10 users to 10k. Bro's a business Thanos – but instead of vanishing half the universe, he doubled my customer base!"
- Arun, Toronto
"They turned my dusty Tamil restaurant website into a proper 'mass' landing page. Orders increased faster than my aunty's wedding guest list!"
- Priya, Markham
"Started with a Laddu box business, now running a dessert empire. These guys market better than an me ex's lies!"
- Raj, Brampton
"My dance academy was struggling to get students. After their branding magic, I've got more registrations than a Thala's FDFS!"
- Lakshmi, Vancouver
"These guys turned my accounting firm look so fresh, even Gen Z started following our tax tips. Now that's what I call ROI goals!"
- Kumar, Ottawa
"Our real estate team was as quiet as a library during finals. Post-BrandSitter, we're running waitlists longer than a the people who wants to come to Canada!"
- Maya, Surrey
"These guys turned my podcast into the 'Kollywood of Canadian Content'. From 100 listeners to 100k – faster than you can say 'Super da'!"
- Vijay, Montreal
"Our gym was as quiet as a library during finals. Post-BrandSitter, sweat is dripping from the our gym's walls!"
- Arjun, Calgary
If we don't answer, we're probably eating.
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24/7 Brand ICU
Toronto, ON
"Semma price thala..."